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  • Money : Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. ... Read more. [view original]

  • I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML ... [view original]

  • Miscellaneous : Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know ... Read more. [view original]

  • FML .. Kuwaiti version. February 7, 2010. You've all heard of FMyLife (FML) the website where you share your every day life unfortunate moments and other fail funny stories right? Well a Kuwaiti web programmer, created a similar site ... [view original]

  • Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, ... [view original]

  • Miscellaneous : Today, I went for a job interview I scheduled 3 weeks ago. I spent $200 on a new suit to really impress them and practised like crazy every imaginable ... Read more. [view original]

  • Love : Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. ... Read more. [view original]

  • Miscellaneous : Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. ... Read more. [view original]

  • Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML. [view original]

  • Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. [view original]

  • Today, we had a NAT for our preparation for college. I did quite well and knew most of the answers. When I turned mine in, I realised I forgot to write my name. [view original]

  • Work : Today, I am jobless after graduation. Ironic, since when I started college with my education degree, I was congratulated, told of the teacher shortage ... Read more. [view original]

  • Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML. [view original]

  • Enrique says FML. Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was “nothing that they could do for ... [view original]

  • Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. [view original]

  • FML Daily · Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. ... [view original]

  • Miscellaneous : Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. ... Read more. [view original]

  • Current location: Ailand. Current mood: crushed. Current music: 想いのカケラ - Coming Century (V6). Entry tags: fml. FML. ARASHI NO SHUKUDAI-KUN IS HAS BEEN CANCLED D: Why, NTV?? Why?? [view original]

  • FML :: To The Tenth Power. Posted by bretthperkins on February 6, 2010. I do not know where to begin with this one, so the beginning will do… I had a FAIL of epic proportions today, largely my own fault, but the world was not helping ... [view original]

  • Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. [view original]

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    • Awkward says FML Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease toget…
    • city_girl says FML Close the advertisementToday, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead…
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    • TMI Thursday: That warm sensation It’s time for LiLu’s TMI Thursday! Just my second one ever. Woot. As she always says: Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing…
    • Fact: Sheep can recognize each other in pictures. Hey guys! I just wanted to give you a quick update about a few of the projects Gaby and I have been working on. Many of you know about Givoogle (Use Google to raise money for charity!), and GivesMeHo…

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    • Golden Grahams are next best thing to a job (adfreak) ... to their fast-depleting food supply. The site might get some traction, since it plays into the " FML " trend about handling life's bad moments with a sense of humor. McCann Erickson and Mekanism are behind the campaign. Via @koopstakov . —Poste..Date:
    • Fact: Sheep can recognize each other in pictures. (MuggleNet.com).. Hey guys! I just wanted to give you a quick update about a few of the projects Gaby and I have been working on that we're really proud of! Many of you know about Givoogle (Use Google to raise money for charity!), and GivesMeHope (FML for optimists), ..Date:
    • littlespoon says FML (F*** My Life) Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FMLSource : F*** My Life (subscribe)Date:
    • Tuffgunsmoke says FML (F*** My Life) Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FMLS..Date:
    • city_girl says FML (F*** My Life) Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FMLSource : F*** My Life (subscribe)Date:

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